one with. So often on Glee theyd shoehorn a storyline to fit a song they wanted to do, or stretch a song to fit a plot, but with this mashup, it didnt actually matter what the words were saying or whether or not they had anything to do with the plot of the episode. Its crazy because I live in the other half of the word, but it felt like losing a friend. We used to be the Three Musketeers. Anyway, a fun fact about me is that very faaaar into my messy baby gay years, when I was always running from someones bed to someone elses bed and heartbreak to heartbreak, Dixie Chicks Landslide came on at my favorite coffee shop while I was in line to order a hibiscus iced tea and vanilla iced latte. Naya, Im sorry the world took you for granted. Well I dont give a hot wet monkeys ass what you care for. Santana: It was more fun doing it together. Palatable. While as amazing she was at delivering the zingers, she was equally as talented at delivering the tender soft spoken line that would often lead to tears. As soon as we get to New York Im bailing to live in a lesbian colony, she continues. When I hear it now of course I only hear Naya, but I also remember my silver bridesmaid dress with the sweetheart neckline and my rust orange fall flowers bouquet. Maybe I need someone who knows more than three dance moves: "the finger wag", "the shoulder shimmy" and the one where you pretend to twirl two invisible rainbow-colored ribbons attached to your hips. And clearly it wasnt only a favorite of mine, because Santana brought it back for another energetic take on it in their 100th episode to get Brittany back into dancing. Santana's Quotations | Glee Wiki | Fandom Episodes Community in: Quotes Santana's Quotations View source Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed by Naya Rivera . A bunch of monologues from movies that you can try! Mr. Schuester: First, the a capella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers. Monologue - Glee Written by Ryan Murphy Santana: Maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. cheese together or farted. The nervous, darting looks. No, kiss me! All Rights Reserved. Maybe he got tired of watching I miss this place so much. No! She is a hero, and deserves to be remembered as such. Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. Its just something thats always been inside of me and I really want to share it with you because I love you so much. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. Maybe it's just that you are utterly, utterly intolerable. I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. Santana: Look, I've got a bar of soap and a bottle of peroxide with your name on it in my locker. Santana after she sees Dave looking at Sam's butt, Born This Way. After a few instances of Santana being cute and flustered in front of her new diner coworker, they end up with a night shift together. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. No one in this room can tackle a massive dance number except for Brit. I am sorry, Finn. [puts a napkin over her and Brittany's hands]. Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra. What would you do? Watch 10 of Naya Rivera's best performances as Santana Lopez on Fox's 'Glee.' . I've been dry heaving all weekend. Most of this isn't mine anyway.". (After losing a fight with Lauren) That's how we do it in Lima Heights! But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. I got Sebastian on tape admitting there was rock salt in that slushie that blinded Blaine. Santana, Tina and Will, Silly Love Songs. ", Santana to Brittany, Saturday Night Glee-ver, Were hanging onto Whitney cuz she was incredible and we love her, so dont put your baggage on us. Youve got a crush on my girl, Brittany. Rachel: Okay, wait. Enby is a Black/Trans owned company run by 3 enby's that believes that all bodies deserve affirmation and pleasure. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. Mostly, though, the dialogue. This is so sad. And yes, we talk about Naya Riveras voice + magic a lot in the same sentence which is not our fault, because its simply the truth and we cannot be held accountable for that but specifically what I mean is this: In a single three-minute cover, Naya Rivera turned a nearly 40 year old song into an instant lesbian classic. Its really different, but seeing another Latina women stand up for herself and her culture was so validating to my lived experiences. Out of all the actors on Glee, she was the only one who could eviscerate with words in one scene, and break our hearts in the next. Yeah, its beautiful, but someones gotta help her cross the street, Santana: Britt, I want to talk about, you know, that thing we never talk about. We humanize terrible white men in our society in large part because white men are often the only people we humanize in our stories. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. And it was uneventful. Santana was harsh and mean and strong because she felt like she had to be. Maybe Blaine didnt wanna be with someo, obsession with old people that causes you to sk, you drape yourself on every piano you happen p, one with. Hamburglar Finn is fine. Are you crying? Now that we're alone, I want to talk to you about what I found in your bathroom trashcan underneath the wadded up tissue paper, the used cotton swabs, and the soiled acne wipes. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? Or maybe it That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. I'm not interested in the boys, or the makeup, or the polyester outfits. Finn: What are you talking ab- We thought maybe youd like to join us. But it was always such a relief. Rachel: No. Santana: Who, Rachel? Santana: Well that outfit isnt helping. Santana: I hate weddings and I Valentine's Day. Rory: Hey, listen here. I love you a-and I don't want to be with Sam or Finn or any of those other guys. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. Rachel: Don't get too comfortable, okay? I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. Sophomore year, I used to sit in this back row and secretly watch you. My spouse and I have only gone to 1 event, Nik- this is the response that LW needed and I hope she sees it. He's made of magic. Panic! But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. I hope Naya knew the impact she had, or she can at least see it now. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. Copyright 2023 StudeerSnel B.V., Keizersgracht 424, 1016 GC Amsterdam, KVK: 56829787, BTW: NL852321363B01, all, thats why it didnt work out with you and Blaine, right? I taped it to my under-boob, If Kurt wouldve taped this to his junk, I never wouldve heard the end of it. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. We have to keep Finn wet before we roll him back to sea. No matter how rich, or famous or successful I become, when it comes to you, I'm always going to be that moon-eyed girl who freaked you out at a first glee rehearsal. If that's your best MJ I am going to wipe the floor at Regionals with your Wannabe Disney Prince haircut. Love to you, your family, your friends, and your sweet boy. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. How does that sound? Wait, somethings definitely wrong. I was such a great fan of Glee. That's what I thought, right? You know what? I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Santana: I'm not! obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Coming out isnt always rainbows and parades. How did that marriage work out for you. She's blond and awesome and so smart. Oh, nope, you know what I think that you should ask Santa to get your daddy a job with some dental benefits because your grill is jacked up. We miss you. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Holy crap. Santana was my favorite long before the jokes about her and Brittany sleeping together turned into the best friends in love storyline of my dreams. I'll bet Artie's thought about getting his legs removed since he's not really using them anyway. If its not, well, I dont even know. Im sorry. Love, Santana. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. As it is, I love 2 Cellos covers, but Nayas voice paired with Grant Gustins, the sharp outfits, the simple choreography. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. I will always be grateful to her for the major part she played in my coming out. I mean, if he were dating, say, popular pretty girls like us, he would go from dumpy to smokin'. Puck: You two show up at Breadstix tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. I accept that about you. But I won't join without you. with a mouth like cat's ass. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Brittany: C'mon, we can't be mad at Rachel forever. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santana: Please,she's like a cat in heat. ". Rachel: You had no right. Maybe Blaine woke up one day and said, "You know what I don't want to marry a sexless, self-centered baton twirler. Emmy Rossum is. While theres nothing Id love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think wed get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music, Santana to Kurt and Blaine, I Kissed a Girl, I love girls the way that Im supposed to feel about boys. (Claps). I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. We're like besties for life. Im also incredibly appreciative of the care Naya expressed for her fans in interviews. See, The Troubletones are three F's, Fierce, Femme, Phenomenal! Maybe it has nothing to do with me and Brittany. Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. Just two cellos, two actors, and a bunch of chairs in an empty room. Life is very high school. If you're still obsessing over what you're gonna sing at your Funny Girl callback, may I suggest your best jam ever, Run Joey Run? Have something you want to. Finn: Because I love her and I don't want to hurt her. Now Santana and I are like Almond Joy and you're like a Jolly Rancher that fell in the ashtray. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Kurt: Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt! Santana: It's okay. No one gives a damn about you. Come on, Quinn. [voiceover] How is this possible? They are devastatingly hot and seeing two Latinx people (one gay and one playing a gay character) reclaim a spanish song by one of musics biggest cultural appropriators makes me so happy. Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about. Santana: And that's bad because? I came out as a lesbian around the time Glee started, but as Glee went on and I loved it more and more (until I didnt, but thats beside the point), I also came out as a huge and utter nerd. Twitter update! Santana: Not just the school, you idiot. Her off white blouse. Maybe he finally got freaked out about your strange obsession with old people that causes you to skulk around nursing homes Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Those romantic saps. That would wreck her. Santana: Wanky. But can we all just stop lying about how there aren't things we don't want to change about ourselves? 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