We appear to be lost. Others call me Captain Margaret. An unusual haircut 2. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? mighty boosh 1. Vince: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantula's eggs? "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. Saboo: Kirk? Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! Absolutely not, I'm drawing a line under that. Bingo Announcer: Sixty-two, avian flu: Number sixty-two. You know. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. The Board of Shamen: We are super magic men/We stay out 'til five A.M./Though we live by Shamen laws/What goes on tour, stays on tour. Just punch the big mouse. - , . However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Others say its more of a seventy-thirty split. Vince Noir: It's going alright having a bit of trouble with the keyboard player though. It is a sound. Rudy: This is not a dress. Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? It's got a ring to it, hasn't it? 75 of Billy Connollys best jokes, one-liners and quips Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe it's time I had the amulet for a bit. Can't catch what don't exists. Belt, school boy, Rambo, The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! That's the agreement. Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. [Falls exhausted into a crouch. Vince Noir: Seriously though, you should check out my icy wardrobe. It doesn't mean anything. But the full moon is the famous moon. Howard Moon: Stardom? Vince Noir: [about Cheekbone magazine] It's the most up-to-date magazine around. Can you do fog? Naboo is livid and gets drunk after being stripped of his powers by the Board of Shaman, leaving it up to Howard and Vince to find the demon, retrieve the book and prevent Nanageddon. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: All that's left is the gleam! Haha, hoofed her out the shop. Saboo: Oi Sweetheart, wrap this sh*t up - you're having a nightmare! Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. Block it out. And of course, these excellent new names. The main moon. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Watch the room crumble at the aura of the H-Man! Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. It's a mash up! Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. Howard Moon: No. 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. A tasty Soup! Please let us go faster.". Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! I'm blazin'! The Hitcher: "(Playing slap bass) Ohhh, you love it you slags!". Thug #1: Thing about Ricky is hats do suit him. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. Search, watch, and cook every single Tasty recipe and video ever - all in one place! Howard Moon: Day 12 Vince dead. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. Dennis: We were only just in the service station. And keep him at bay with your jab alright? And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine. Vince Noir: All right! Saboo (Richard Ayoade) sat in the Board of Shaman, and was party to the decision regarding Naboo's fate, after Naboo lost control of his Black Magic Book. That's not published, is it? Noel is a . Vince Noir: Thanks, I don't know what to say. And if you only hold me tight! Tony Harrison: How dare you! Stop. Vince Noir: [looks through binoculars] Nothing. This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Vince: Yeah hair circumference, there's a lot to think about with hair. A concept is formulating! 25 of the funniest ever Still Game quotes An outrage." The Spirit of Jazz: "I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten." Bollo : "I got a bad feeling about this " Howard Moon: "Don't kill me! Howard Moon: [wincing, sobs pathetically] Don't kill me! Vince Noir: [bleeped] I said, f*** the zoo. Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! Your email address will not be published. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. Vince: My hair's an intrinsic ingredient to this show. Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? 53 (English Translation), Mighty Boosh Crimps and Songs (TV Series), Type out all lyrics, even repeating song parts like the chorus, Lyrics should be broken down into individual lines. Howard Moon: They call him the shrew! Carrot and coriander. It's a Sacred Robe! Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. Can he get out? I couldn't hear the beat Staggerin about on me old mans feet I had one foot in the grave But now I'm nu rave! Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Howard: Stardom? niverse" by Natalya Lobanova BuzzFeed Staff 1. He took a piss on me! It's all part of the ritual. Howard Moon: [wistfully] Remember the time we had that soup? I call it the library suit. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. Different rules apply out here, you know? Naboo: Thats Yakult. When I saw The Mighty Boosh, I just thought, oh WOW, I can do this. Sounded exactly like the wind. You witness some soil? Howard: Having fun are you? (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); NSF Music Magazine contact: [emailprotected]. Soup! Vince Noir: What, pretending to be wolves? Why didn't ya tell me? Howard Moon: You used to be a zookeeper, this is where your heart was. Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. See this pocket? THE MIGHTY BOOSH - Boat Times 2005 Hoodie by DiceHateKris $47 Nanageddon Hoodie by KateBlubird $47 The Mighty Boosh - Phases Of The Moon Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh Hoodie by ptelling $47 The Mighty Boosh - Monkey Skulls Hoodie by TheBlueBox $47 THE MIGHTY BOOSH Hoodie by ptelling $47 Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Vince: You've got to accept it, Howard. Mmm. The Moon: When you are the moon, the best form you can be is a full moon. Im Howard Moon. Vince Noir: Yeah, it was out of the blue. 100 of the best clean jokes and one-liners Oh cheese. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a typhoon with the flu! Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Learn how your comment data is processed. Doctor: [Clip from "The Doctor and the Pencil"] AHHH! However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. It's to do with the little man, the squashed-in French man, the naked little squashed up hairy boy! After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a shark with knees! They raise one of the most horrid of demons, Nanatoo, and it's up to them to make things r Vince and Howard attempt to impress some goth girls by stealing and using Naboo's dark spells book. We all dream but do we really dream? Good for your digestive system. You've only been in the band since 10:30 this morning. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. The Spirit of Jazz: Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove! POSSIBLE REASONS BEHIND STUDENT VISA REJECTION Read More. Thug #1: I like your hat, man. Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Vince Noir: What, you think it stays that length naturally? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Howard Moon: Do you need to pack this Jacobean ruff? Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. Howard Moon: Imagine the headlines. We'll be holding on forever! Theres a simple truth to me., Piper Twin: Apples and pears and various other fruit., Vince: Imagine that! I shall assign you a partner. Johnny Two Hats: Bingo., All he needs now is a tall Northern jazzy freak with a moustache and no dress sense., Vince: I hate jazz. And then, he, he picked up a tube. Elanor: We're too old to be playing these games! Vince Noir: Are you going to tell me your real name or not? Howard: What's all that about, I didn't know anything about that. Vince Noir: You just caught me off guard. My mind's like a fortress. I slip into it like a peanut. A fantabulous television programme 3. He swung right out of the band there. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes You blind? And separately, they are both brilliant as well. Howard Moon: Are you now? Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Howard Moon: That's 'cause they're really crap at sewing. Dixon Bainbridge: Naboo, are you in some shamanistic trance? He went awol, he went crazy. What is Yorkshire? Vince: Listen, start any of that funny business? They don't mind that you've not gone beyond the kiss. Naboo: He's gone too! 50 of the funniest (and most puerile) quotes from The Inbetweeners Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. About Us; It began on television as a show about two slightly hapless zookeepers under the supervision of Bob Fossil. 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes Howard: Yeah, and it was blowing a gale through my mind. It burns! The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. You're a French duke if I ever saw one. Somebody clear this sick away. Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Women respect that. It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. Vince: What you gonna do, you'll probably be alright won't you, you're a shaman, it's pretty specialist job. Howard Moon remains where he is. Vince Noir: Are you talking about the incident with the binoculars? The sweet irony!". By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Soup, soup a spicey. I like that book. I use voodoo if I chose to, to harness the forces of evil to abuse you! Saboo: Yeah, why don't you just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains on the decks? Johnny Segment? I'm not going anywhere. All the tiny animal penises all over. So to celebrate Howard Moon and Vince Noirs madcap adventures, weve compiled some of the TV series most entertaining outbursts. Stopped him pressing accelerator. [a hand emerges from the door in Rudy's forehead, holding a Pipe]. [Vince and Howard have been buried up to their necks and left for dead in the desert]. Saboo: The same beef every right-thinking man has: they are bullshit-munchers. Howard Moon: Look, don't worry about wolves, ok? Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. ", "Can I have a crisp?". We all die. Will he get out? Things You Need to Know About Canadian Education System . Spider Dijon: We should have just split like The Who. 20 of the most absurdly funny quotes from Nathan Barley Howard: [ Grabs Vince by the neck] Let me tell you something, O.K? Mmm. Tony Harrison: [Dennis has just decapitated Lester Corncake] Dennis, you dinlo, what the f*** are you doing? Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Montgomery Flange: Ah, the Chokes! Quotes. Howard Moon: They get very big out here, the mink. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Kirk is a violent and sexually deranged being from the fourth dimension. My own beast and creation, killing me dead! Rudy Van Der Sarzio, Jazz fusion guitarist. Kodiak Jack: [talking to Howard about Vince] We don't often get a cute little nubile princess like that out in the wilderness. Vince Noir: I've got it all in here. Folksinger: I twined her in my twisted beard we walked among the standing stones the light was fading on our match so we stopped for lemon barley drinks Jurgen Haabemaster: [Howard is watching a Black & White Art Film. Vince: Do you remember when that llama got out? Vince: At least. Hamilton Cork: [to camera] Don't take me on, I'm a 29-er! Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Anyway, I got a question for ya. Howard Moon: "The Face"? I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper, I taught him how to slice, I cut him up a treat! Spider Dijon: [referring to Betamax's wife] She was one hot piece of tape. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! And this, my friend, represents a major breakthrough on the sewing machine., The written word is like a drug. It isn't small, it's the big one! I am too old. Vince: They are novels, they're novelettes. He is his own man! The green shape, was frozen. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. I am a summer soup. Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. Legendary fish. Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Vince Noir: You're in a Hubba-Bubba Nightmare! Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Spider Dijon: What's it look like, this New Sound? And then we got loped into tidying up! Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. NOOO! Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. No, sod it, eight! Mr Susan: If you choose wrongly you will replace me here in the mirror world for all eternity with nothing but your own reflection for company Mr Susan: What? Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! Old Gregg is a British television comedy character created and performed by writer and comedian Noel Fielding. Huh? Kodiak Jack: Know what I think about? 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners Good choice. Vince Noir: I'm a little bit peckish, have you got any olives? With power, a polo, an evil magnet, we're sucking out ya soul! Circuit training to John Coltrane., Vince Noir: Lots of people get trapped in cabinets: Lawyers, Doctors, Dentists, Vince Noir: The ties a multi purpose accessory, yknow, belt, school boy, Rambo, Old Gregg: Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?, Vince: I dont pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!, Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal textured alien barbed penis inside of you!, Bob Fossil: Technically, youre not a Peeping Tom if its one of your relatives., Tommy: There are only two kinds of men who venture into the jungle at this time of night: a fool or an idiot., Howard: I dont accessorize. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! If you're against the papoose system, I've got a wheel that clicks into my chin like a skate Saboo: What are you, a kit? Howard Moon: Don't kill me. Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. How are you? Howard: We're not playing scrabble, just come on, bring it on. Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare, dancing skeletons, white blue and yellow uns, moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat, and if you cross us, we'll cut ya! Howard Moon: The arctic is no respector of fashion, Vince. Australian: His balls mate, grab his flamin' balls. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. Vince Noir: [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! Twiddles fingers uneasily, then sits down beside Polar Bear and gingerly puts arm around him]. [the Pong game beeps off-screen in response]. Wow, that is a mighty boosh ! Howard Moon: Give him some Chekov. Course he will. "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! I have the amulet. I'm Howard Moon! Vince Noir: Yeah well that's nothing [pulls trousers down] Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get, fell asleep on them when I was pissed. Quotes.net. Im Howard Moon. Howard Moon: That's because they're really crap at sewing. The Hitcher: Aagh! In the summer of 1976 on his way home from an Alice Cooper concert, Charlie started to melt onto the pavement. And as I raised my thumb up to smash his tiny skull in, I could see in his little insect face, I could see him thinking "Oh, I created that monster! And I, Howard Moon, shall be that man. He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. Howard: It's about a genius who can't get anything done because of a monkey that keeps annoying him. I know Wing-Chung. Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. A poncho-sombrero combo. Spider Dijon: You're absurd. Lead Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about this team I've put together Saboo: [to Naboo] You know nothing of the crunch. Just punch him in the snout alright? The Mighty Boosh - Season 1, Outtakes Loreathan's Fantastic World 485K views 5 years ago Mix - The Mighty Boosh - Nanageddon - Yakult! Howard Moon: I'm driving, it's my music we're having. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Dennis: That may be so, but it is forbidden for a mortal peasant to touch the garments of a shaman. A seemingly sweet old woman who is, in fact, the most evil demon known to the Shaman; she has a five star rating in Spotlight for Demons. The Spirit of Jazz: Ow! The downside was that the Inuits suffocated imediately. You know what it is about this place, that can get to a man? EELS! Oh cheese. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Isn & # x27 ; s the big one Thing about Ricky hats. 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